On Last Night's Episode of The Bachelorette

I don't plan on doing an episode recap each week, however, after watching the season premier of The Bachelorette last night, I couldn't help but write about it.

My girlfriends and I have deemed this the most dramatic tearful season yet. And I'm not just talking about Desiree.

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If those are the most eligible bachelors in American, single American women everywhere should be truly concerned. If I were Des, I would have been demanding a do-over of the first day. What about the guy who relentlessly tried to take her to his DIY fantasy suite? Creepy loser, or guy who just won a bet with his friends about how fast he could get kicked off the show?

To sum it up, there was...

• the guy who refused to wear a shirt
• the guy who showed up in a suit of armor
• the guy who brought his kid for the cute-factor
• the dental student, who wore his white coat and pretended he was a doctor
• the magician (I was actually entertained by his tricks)
• the guy who designed his own, god-awful suit
• the guy who claims he 'invented' holding signs on the sidewalk as advertsing
• the ER doctor with the shifty eyes
• several guys that made me uncomfortable
• and Juan Pablo, who will affectionately  be known as JP because, let's be honest, Juan Pablo is a bit of a mouthful

Obviously, I will continue to watch. I just get judgier (that's a word) as the seasons go along. Good luck Desiree, looks like you'll need it!

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