The scene: Nick goes to the grocery store to pick up some milk and a watermelon. Now we are unpacking the stuff he bought.
Me: Hey, what's this?
Nick: The watermelon.
M: Really?
N: Ya. It's a honeydew watermelon.
M: {pause} Hmm do you mean a honeydew melon?
N: {looks over at the melon} It's not a watermelon?
M: No, love.
N: Then what is it??
M: Just a melon.
Ps. This is it (just in case you thought perhaps it resembled a watermelon. I doesn't.)
Oh, poor husband - honeydew melons are the sketchy little cousins of watermelons. Nice try though!
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha! So so funny!
ReplyDeletehaha, i love conversations like these! x
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