On Last Night's Episode of the Bachelorette

It was never my intention to blog about this season of The Bachelorette but the contestants keep giving out material that I just can't ignore.

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Take, for example, Brandon. Here are some lessons learned from his experience:
Don't tell her you're falling in love with her on the third week. Just don't.
Don't break down in tears, reliving painful childhood memories, during your on-camera interview.
Don't then recount those details for the girl, almost breaking down in tears again.
Why, you ask?
It screams 'emotional baggage!' and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that chicks don't dig that.

And he wondered why he didn't get a rose. He was actually surprised. He told her she was making a mistake. Then he cried about it, drawing a comparison back, yet again, to the painful childhood memories. The entire time I was cringing.

Poor guy. Up until the 'falling in love' statement, I thought he may have a chance at sticking around for another week.

Future applicants to The Bachelorette remember, if you have a full luggage set of emotional problems, this is not the show for you.

Ps. At least she kicked off the guy who's girlfriend/ex girlfriend/friend with benefits showed up to confront him. She may be smarter than I was willing to give her credit for...

Pps. Juan Pablo. Yes.

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